I have ball issues

So all this talk about Valerie Bertinelli and Eddie Van Halen's pending divorce (didn't this happen a long time ago?) has given me a flashback to the only time anyone has ever said I looked like celebrity. It was just the one time, and I was about 17. This lady at a doctor's office told me I looked like Valerie Bertinelli. I can kind of see it in pictures from her "One Day at a Time" days (especially if you knew me in my younger days). I think it's the round face and the hair. Anyway, I bring this up as a point of discussion. Who have you been told you look like?

I just got back from my office's holiday party, which was a day of silly bowling. I'm (not so) proud to say that, for the second year in a row, I earned the Lowest Individual Score, aka, Find Another Sport Award. It'll go on my cube wall next to the other one. I really suck at bowling. I just do NOT have the hang of it at all. At some point, the guy who worked there even told me I'd "be better off using both hands like a five-year-old." Yes, that's an exact quote. I have ball issues. I don't like sticking my fingers in the holes, and I don't think hurling a heavy ball off your fingers is the greatest idea. It was still a fun day, though. I'm just glad we didn't have the usual potluck in conference room 6A.