Happiness is a plate of cheese

So, I figured out what I want from life. Really, I did! Ready? It's just to be happy. When I came up with that brilliant idea, I thought, well, duh, could you be more specific?

This is what I think would do it:

• taking two to three nice trips a year
• owning a home
• living by the ocean in that home, with a view of the ocean
• watching the sunset most nights from the oceanview-having home
• enjoying cocktails and a cheese platter while watching the sunset from the oceanview-having home
• sharing the cheese platter with N. while watching the sunset from the oceanview-having home

And that's it! That's really all I would need. And a plasma TV, but duh.

Best thing on TV last night: Rob scamming other teams into quitting the eating task because he couldn't do it himself on The Amazing Race. Go Boston Rob!

Worst thing on TV last night: The Real World Reunion Special. I don't know why I put myself through that crap. Actually, I didn't. I quit when TiVo caught up to live TV.

Speaking of the TiVo, the switching of the cable channels went really well last night. That TiVo sure is S-M-R-T!